1. 17 January 2011 · 10:00 AM ·
    This photo was taken in the parking garage where I work, holding the camera at eye-level. Given that I’ve injured myself twice in two days, I wisely kept my distance from this icy disaster.

    This photo was taken in the parking garage where I work, holding the camera at eye-level. Given that I’ve injured myself twice in two days, I wisely kept my distance from this icy disaster.

  2. 14 January 2011 · 02:07 PM ·

    Shareholder Report

    Your annual quarterly monthly Whenever I feel like it report:

    The magic All-time Edition 100 of Excuses is currently slated for release on February 25. This moving target will probably move three more times between now and then, so stay tuned for updates.

    The next item up for bids, I need more Twitter followers! The goal is 100 followers by the 100th edition, so let’s get out there and do this thing, we’ve got just over a month to go, let’s make it happen people!!!

  3. 14 January 2011 · 12:02 AM ·
    Edition 21, The hits keep on coming

    It’s clean, it’s cheap, it’s safe, it’s nuclear power! Alright, I’m not Harry Shearer, but if I were, I wouldn’t be writing this silly thing, I’d just cash a Simpsons check and be able to live off that for about 5 years.

    Excuses V

  4. 13 January 2011 · 10:03 AM ·
    “What on earth… oh, that is peanut butter.”
    Me, upon opening my lunch box on Wednesday.
  5. 11 January 2011 · 08:17 PM ·
    This is a case in point version of the quote of the week from a couple weeks ago, there is in fact at least one Wham.

    This is a case in point version of the quote of the week from a couple weeks ago, there is in fact at least one Wham.

  6. 09 January 2011 · 05:34 PM ·

    Minor rework, stay tuned for details…

    New editions won’t come out on Monday anymore, because it screws up my week.

    What happens is if I stay up until midnight on Monday to make sure the new edition is posted and such, it messes up the rest of my week because I don’t get enough sleep that night. I’m not sure what the optimal day to post the new material is, but Monday isn’t it, at least until I get a new distribution system together.

    I’m leaning towards Fridays, how does Friday sound? We’ll go with Friday. Therefore, the next new edition of Excuses will be posted on Friday, January 14.

  7. 06 January 2011 · 11:48 PM ·
    Well… Err… This is not a thermal camera, it’s just a $30 webcam. VLC on the other hand seems to have different ideas.

    Well… Err… This is not a thermal camera, it’s just a $30 webcam. VLC on the other hand seems to have different ideas.

  8. 03 January 2011 · 12:08 AM ·
    Edition 20, Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists

    Back to the mines. Hope you all had a great holiday, and I apologize for the awful that was Edition 19. Fruitcake is cliché. I get it.

    Excuses V

  9. 30 December 2010 · 08:57 PM ·
    This large yeasty beast appeared at work the other morning. One of my co-workers chopped off it’s tail and consumed it without prejudice.

    This large yeasty beast appeared at work the other morning. One of my co-workers chopped off it’s tail and consumed it without prejudice.

  10. 29 December 2010 · 09:33 PM ·

    From the desk of Excuses H.Q.

    So there’s an inherent flaw with promising videos for Excuses. Most of my content would be best done outdoors. It might have cracked the threshold of freezing today, and it’s not looking too promising to do any better than that for some time. Perhaps a rethink of that strategy is in order. New edition comes out Jan. 3, 2011. Happy new year!