This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
We’re going back in time to November 5, 1955… ok, so my DeLorean is in the shop. How about to August 28, 2006. It’s been souped up a little since the original was a web page, and this is… well, most decidedly not.