This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
I bet you didn’t know you could use this publication as a neck brace. Come to think of it, neither did I. Comes out Monday, you know it, you love it, you’ll read it.