Excuses
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This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
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Edition 13, With 54 minutes to spare.
The time as I queue this is 11:06 PM on Sunday. Since I slung this together at the last minute, I don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings TimeTM borking my post. Procrastination really does pay off sometimes. Some restrictions apply, guarantee void in Tennessee.
