Excuses
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This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
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Edition 21, The hits keep on coming
It’s clean, it’s cheap, it’s safe, it’s nuclear power! Alright, I’m not Harry Shearer, but if I were, I wouldn’t be writing this silly thing, I’d just cash a Simpsons check and be able to live off that for about 5 years.
