This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
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This photo was taken in the parking garage where I work, holding the camera at eye-level. Given that I’ve injured myself twice in two days, I wisely kept my distance from this icy disaster.