This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
Just like the other 94, not counting the inevitable evolution that 13 years of slinging this slop together will do to a person. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go finish my Twinkie-Weiner sandwich.