Excuses
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This is the tumblr home of Excuses, a humor publication I've done off and on for over 12 years. If you want the old editions of excuses, visit this page on my real website.
Your ongoing mission: submit content that could be used for Excuses. Go look at the old ones to see what you're up against.
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“Aren’t we a hot mess, you’ve got your pants tucked into your socks and I’m over here bleeding my eyeballs out.”Sarah, my wife
