1. 13 December 2010 · 12:04 AM ·
    Edition 18, Batteries not Included™

    In spite of the universe’s best effort, very little seems to stop Excuses. On a related note, this is the earliest an Edition 18 has come out. With a little luck Tumblr won’t explode this week, the edition gets published on time, and I can go to bed instead of waiting up for the site to un-explode.

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  2. 06 December 2010 · 09:41 PM ·
    Edition 17, Now that tumblr is un-dead...

    If you followed me on Twitter (@excuseshq) you’d know that indeed this edition was prepared on time, but this time it is well-documented and unequivocally so the fault of tumblr. This time I can blame tumblr and feel good about it.

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  3. 29 November 2010 · 12:04 AM ·
    Edition 16, crossing the magical halfway threshold

    More literary gold for your viewing pleasure. How this thing is still going, I’ll never know.

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  4. 22 November 2010 · 12:08 AM ·
    Edition 15, written while doped up on cold medicine

    I was only actually doped up on cold medicine while writing the last part of this one, but I’m rather woozy, so give me a break.

    Current status: Sneezy McSneezerson.

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  5. 15 November 2010 · 12:12 AM ·
    Edition 14, miserably failing timeliness

    Yeah, well. I’m a busy guy. Yes, I wrote it. Yes, it’s late. I’m actually waiting for someone to complain that it was late. I could just blame it on tumblr, but I’m not that kind of guy. Here it is, for your consumption: Edition 14 of the miracle of modern science that is Excuses V.

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  6. 08 November 2010 · 12:02 AM ·
    Edition 13, With 54 minutes to spare.

    The time as I queue this is 11:06 PM on Sunday. Since I slung this together at the last minute, I don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings TimeTM borking my post. Procrastination really does pay off sometimes. Some restrictions apply, guarantee void in Tennessee.

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  7. 24 October 2010 · 11:16 PM ·
    Edition 12, Now with more sodium!

    After stringing my loyal fans along for lo these many weeks, I finally produced another edition of Excuses. In case you never got the memo, I got a job recently and started on October 5, which has cut into my spare time significantly. For the record, employment pays quite handsomely compared to unemployment, but without unemployment I never would have made it this far. Enjoy some more irreverent (and irrelevant) comedy compiled on a shoestring budget.

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  8. 04 October 2010 · 12:10 AM ·
    Edition 11 - I'm a dirty stinkin' liar

    So I wasn’t going to do an edition this week. Then it occurred to me I could do one of those things that’s completely different… then I remembered how much I hated doing those. Anyhow, I didn’t have anything better to do, but I did it anyway. This is what passes for an Edition 11 these days, Comrades.

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  9. 27 September 2010 · 12:00 AM ·
    Edition десять... Oh not this again.

    No, we’re not doing Russian again, it just felt right. Have a freshly minted edition; hacked together at the last minute and at great expense.

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